World's Fair Goblin by Kenneth Robeson

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


The scene opens at the 1939 World's Fair where Doc is performing a groundbreaking surgery, two people have gone missing, and Professor Martin Uppercue frantically runs from seemingly nothing. And then the Goblin shows up.

Of course, Doc immediately investigates and soon Long Tom, Monk, Ham, and Patricia Savage are all embroiled in a mad adventure.

Unfortunately, Pat Savage makes an appearance only to be taken captive and not seen again until the end. She needn't have been written in at all since she's captured along with Kay Uppercue and one maiden in distress would have sufficed.

As with most Doc books, there are occasional bouts of bad writing, but the most egregious example comes on p. 62 (Ballantine edition) when Monk hesitates trying to pronounce the word "fluoresce." He's supposed to be a brilliant chemist! Sometimes the writer, in this case guest author William Bogart, goes too far trying to give Monk and Ham something to squabble about.

While Bogart does have some fun with the World's Fair, mostly involving the iconic Perisphere and Trylon, it does seem that he under utilizes the event itself; a bit of a missed opportunity.

A fun little adventure, not the best, not the worst, but kind of nice that all of the events take place in one locale as a change of pace from their usual globetrotting.



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A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

My rating: 5 of 5 stars


There are nearly 10,000 reviews of this book on Goodreads, not to mention all the published reviews at the time of its release, the essays, the theses, the this and the that, so I'll be brief: I liked it.

Okay, I'll be a little less brief than that. I was a little intimidated by the Nadsat (the lingo) after reading the first page, but as you continue, it's easy to learn it or else intuit the meaning based on the sentence structure or the description. In other words, you'll soon pony it and quite skorry.

As for the now somewhat notoriously optimistic last chapter, well, it was Burgess' intent that it be there so I'm glad I had the option to read it, but I can certainly understand why the American publisher (and Kubrick's film adaptation) omitted it. It seems too optimistic and not really earned.

Lastly, if you want to have fun, I decided to look up to see if anyone created a translator from English to Nadsat and the internet didn't disappoint me. Here's the link:

https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoNadsat



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Free Play: Improvisation in Life and Art by Stephen Nachmanovitch

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


The book's prologue opened with a Japanese folk tale that I absolutely loved. I eagerly dived into this book... only to be bored and disappointed. Yes, there are occasional good ideas, and some very good passages, but they are too few and fleeting. As I continued to plod along, I kept thinking that this would have been a good essay, or maybe more than an essay, but definitely something shorter than a book. Unfortunately, the necessity of creating a "book" and trying to fill two hundred pages meant elongating it until the author becomes repetitive.



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Beyond the Farthest Star by Edgar Rice Burroughs

My rating: 2 of 5 stars


Beyond the Farthest Star isn't very good. It feels rushed, almost as if it's an extremely detailed outline for a future novel, but for Burroughs this is definitely not one of his better books. Some imaginative ideas and you can see where the events of WW II are clearly influencing him, but the writing itself is rather dull and far too expository. There's also an incredible amount of coincidence and Deus ex Machina as well. For purists and ERB fanatics.



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The Rider by Edgar Rice Burroughs

My rating: 3 of 5 stars


I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but what's not to like about the Frazetta image that adorns this book. It's what inspired me to pick it up, many many years ago, from a used book store. However, it sat on my shelves for many years until I finally read it this evening in just a few hours.

I did try reading it once, many years ago, but immediately I could tell I wasn't into it. I was in the mood for a Burroughs adventure and this book is not your typical ERB novel. Instead, it's more a comedy of errors, kind of like watching a 1930's screwball comedy combined with an Errol Flynn adventure. And it is a comedy of errors as characters switch identities purposefully or accidentally as befits their needs. While the premise is a rather tired cliché by today's standards, giving the book some leniency (it was written over 100 years ago!) along with its brevity made it a nice delightful distraction.




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One of Our Deathbots is Missing! -- First Place!

I am very delighted to announce that I just won first place in a monthly writing contest. The goal is to write a story based on the provided image that must also be 500 words or less. My story is called "One of Our Deathbots is Missing!" and I hope you enjoy it.

http://thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk/2015/03/march-short-fiction-contest-winners.html

Third Place

I recently won third place in two story contests.  The latest is in SFReader's yearly science fiction contest.  You can read "Price of War" here:

http://sfreader.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=84&title=3rd-price-of-war-by-samson-stormcrow-hayes

I also won third in another contest last November for "Babel On."  The story had to be about the image provided by the contest -- in this case, the Tower of Babel.  Oh, and it also had to be under 500 words.  So it's short!

http://thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk/2014/11/november-short-fiction-contest-winners.html

Horror Movies for Halloween (Part III)

Like any good horror franchise, this October series of micro-reviews has many sequels. I'm including a few more popular titles since I just happened to watch them recently.

The Aggression Scale (2012) - A group of hitmen are hunting down their boss's stolen money when they encounter a young emotionally disturbed kid and his sister who take them on with equal hostility. Unfortunately, this movie is just silly and has one of the worst cliches in film history. It's an R rated Home Alone with consequences. Skip.

Burning Bright (2010) - A young woman and her autistic brother are trapped inside a house with a hungry tiger during a hurricane. I know this sounds absurd, but it makes perfect sense within the film. Something about two defenseless people against a ferocious beast is very intriguing so I was looking forward to this movie and it doesn't disappoint. While I would have liked to have seen the tiger take down a few more random victims, this was a fun film. Recommend.

The Final (2010) - A bunch of bullied teens kidnap and torture their bullies. The first half hour was interesting but it completely peters out once the tables are turned and there's no one to root for since everyone is now evil. The last hour becomes dull and boring with really no suspense. Skip. (Currently on Netflix.)

Fright Night (1985) (Supernatural) - A teenager can't convince anyone that a vampire just moved in next door so he employs the help of a washed up movie icon who now hosts a horror show. I had never seen this 80s cult classic and while I enjoyed it on one level, I found the lead annoying and the overall movie very dated. I liked the concept and really wish it had been better executed. Maybe I should have seen this back in the day. I haven't seen the recent remake so I can't say if it's better or worse (but I would suspect worse). Kind of fun if you're bored. (Currently on Netflix.)

A Horrible Way to Die (2010) - An escaped serial killer is chasing down the ex-girlfriend who turned him in to the police. There are some really good moments in this film, but I found the ending predictable and the overall story too dull. Even though I'm on the fence with this one, I have to lean toward skipping.

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2011) - Two hillbillies find themselves inadvertently thought of as kidnapping murderers, but nothing could be further from the truth! This film isn't really horror and probably and shouldn't be on this list, but I keep seeing it on similar lists and I also thoroughly loved this film. It's actually a great parody of hillbilly horror (The Hills Have Eyes, Wrong Turn), but it should be considered more in the vein of Shaun of the Dead. Highly recommended. (Currently on Netflix.)

Warm Bodies (2013) (Supernatural) - Romeo and Juliet retold with a zombie and a survivalist's daughter. How can this unlikely couple ever get together? Simple -- it's Hollywood. I must admit, this movie is very well shot, well acted, looks great and has an interesting enough premise, but I just couldn't get past the idea of a zombie not wanting to eat brains. My tasty brain just couldn't accept the premise, but the fault lies with me. I know many people who really enjoyed this film so I'll say check it out and decide for yourself. It's definitely made for the Twilight crowd, but it's a huge step above those horrid films.

(To be continued...)

Horror Movies for Halloween (Part II)

Continuing my short reviews of semi-obscure horror films. Listed in alphabetical order, I hope you find a good suggestion or two in one of these lists to haunt your dreams.

Dead Silence (2007) (Supernatural) - I've been fascinated with maniacal dummies ever since I saw the 1978 film Magic and not one, but two great Twilight Zone episodes about dummies coming to life. So I was delightfully surprised when I stumbled upon this entry on Netflix. I was more surprised when I found out it was from the creators of Saw. This movie definitely has some interesting concepts and a couple of fun scenes, unfortunately, the characters are dull and flat and the overall story is just too boring. Skip. (Currently on Netflix.)

The Bay (2012) - A found footage film directed by Barry Levinson (Rain Man, Good Morning, Vietnam). Made as a documentary after the events, this found footage film works better than most as we have a few good shocks, a pseudo-scientific explanation, and a fairly interesting narrative. It's about a small community that is ravaged by contaminated water. There's more to it than that, but I don't want too reveal much. Partial recommend. (Currently on Netflix.)

House of the Devil (2009) (Supernatural) - A college girl in desperate need of rent money takes on a strange babysitting job. When she arrives at the house, she finds there's no baby, but an elderly woman she's not too bother. The couple only want her there in case of an emergency. They offer a ridiculous sum of money for a few hours service. They need someone so they can go out and enjoy the unusual lunar eclipse. Of course, things aren't as they seem and our college girl soon becomes hunted as a Satanic sacrifice. This film is by Ti West, director of The Innkeepers another in the genre of slow burn horror. As much as I enjoy subtlety and find most modern horror films too over the top, this film is simply too slow. It takes so long for anything to happen, that by the time it does, I no longer care. I wanted to like this film, but instead I almost fell asleep watching it. Skip. (Currently on Netflix.)

Splinter (2008) (Supernatural) - A young couple is kidnapped by another couple on a murderous spree through the backwoods somewhere when they all encounter a strange alien force that grows in living tissue until it takes over the being. The group finds themselves trapped in a remote gas station with no escape as they try to keep the entity out. This is a fun film that I quite enjoyed. Recommend.

Would You Rather (2012) - Eight people are gathered together at the behest of a wealthy benefactor who offers them the financial solutions to their problems if they just play a little game. Unfortunately, the game has some deadly consequences and there can only be one winner. This is an incredibly uncomfortable film and for that reason, I enjoyed it. Recommend.

You're Next (2011) - A family gathers at a large estate only to find themselves hunted by men in masks. Despite the all too familiar horror opening , this movie switches gears and reveals a few simple, but fun twists. I enjoyed it. Recommend. (Currently on Netflix.)

(To be continued...)

Horror Movies for Halloween (Part I)

Halloween is less than a month away, but I've already watched a number of horror films and I'd like to share my thoughts on a few. Although a few titles were recommended by friends I found most of the films in articles with such titles as "20 Great Horror Films You've Never Heard Of." Having watched a large number of films from such lists, there are some worthy entries, while others I found incredibly boring or cliched.

I tried to keep my summaries spoiler free, making them a bit vague, but clearly defining which I think are worth watching. I've also written "supernatural" next to those with that element versus the horror of serial killers or wild animals (there's a few of these).

The Children (2008) - Two families get together for a winter holiday that becomes a day of horror when a bacterial disease turns their children homicidal. Recommend!

Black Water (2007) - A group of three people are touring the mangrove swamps of Australia when their boat is overturned by a large crocodile. Sounds exciting, but it's one of those films where the characters are stupid, do stupid things, and almost nothing happens. This is a big skip.

Grave Encounters (2011) (Supernatural) - The crew of a ghost hunting reality show lock themselves into an abandoned mental hospital. The problem with most found footage films is that half of the movie is spent looking around whatever scary location the characters find themselves in while the other half has the characters running, screaming, and shouting with so much shaky cam that there are only quick glimpses of the "horror" that stalks them. I find most of these films so underwhelming that I can't wait for everyone to die just so the movie ends. However, there are so many found footage horror films being made, it's hard not to catch them now and then. I didn't mind the first half hour, but by the end, I hated this film. Somehow, it has spawned sequels, but I would avoid the entire mess. It's dreadfully cliched and boring. Definitely skip.

The Tunnel (2011) - A film crew explores abandoned tunnels beneath Sydney, Australia. In other words, another found footage film, but with an interesting difference. The Tunnel opens with interviews of the survivors and it's made in the style of a documentary. I actually quite enjoyed the beginning, but once they enter the tunnels, it becomes like every other found footage horror film, virtually indistinguishable from Grave Encounters (which also had tunnels and hallways). The "horror" is goofy and lame and I couldn't wait for it to end. Skip.

Resolution (2012) (Supernatural, but very subtle) - This is an unusual seemingly simple little film that has some quirky comedy every once in a while, but it's definitely not trying to be funny. I definitely liked this film, but realize it's not for everyone. You may like it or hate it. The ending concept is definitely a bit abstract, but I found it really fascinating. Not sure how it would hold up on a second viewing, but watching it through the first time, Renee and I both thoroughly enjoyed the film (she also found it a lot creepier than I did, though I think some of the creepiness might be too subtle for hardened viewers such as yourselves. (Currently on Netflix.)

No One Lives (2012) - Almost more of an action film than horror, but it has some solid slasher / serial killer elements that park it firmly in the horror camp. The twist is revealed very early but it also launches the action. The ending felt a bit easy, but I still enjoyed it. Partial recommend.

(To be continued...)